Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Steve, you animal, you.. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Clint grins and kisses her cheek. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Peter just shrugged again. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? Nine pair of eyes looked at him. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. And yet, somehow not surprised. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. "We still playing or what? Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Here's nice. Okay, then. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" We dated." How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Tony pouts. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Steve Rogers/ Captain America The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? I know, Clint. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. I m'n yes. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Hah. Sensitive information and details from missions. This will probably be a few chapters or series. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Avenger's imagines and preferences! 3. You make a country-boy blush.. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Never Have I Ever. Then Peter took a shot. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Then I limped home" Peter explained. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. which, to be fair, was a good point. I mean that literally.. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! My turn! That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). "Is that true, referee M Jee?" "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Please consider turning it on! Bucky wolf whistled. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Maybe it would just be funny. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. An angry voice cried out. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. Okay. Tony winces. He didn't want to think about it. Rules, shmules. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) I mean, ask anyone. "Okay, my turn. MJ, these are the guys." "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. It's a skill. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. You know what really sucked though? He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. "Parker?" Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Shit. It's my vanishing act." Course it is. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. I don't know, Clint. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. We play the fun rules, right? she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. Don't screw up.". Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. #spideypool Tony rolls his eyes. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. You mentioned that.. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Okay! But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Possibly from Clint. Did we have make-up sex?. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. 1. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. I'll be here. Sometimes randomly, even. Okay, okay. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. She lets him. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". Parker, you're in charge. Shut up, this is the last one. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. We should get on that, then. "Shit babe sorry." So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? *SPOILERS* Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. No? Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. "How do I know that?" Because I do. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. No! But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. He sleeps around a lot. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Mmm. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. "Peter!" Score one for Stark!. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. It's been great, guys.. Okay? Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. he said grinning. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Which is pretty often. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. I was dirt poor in the great depression. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Yeah?. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. When they want to. I'd like there to be not running, please. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. #tomhollandspeterparker. "Oh shut up Buck. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. I remember!. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Someone is after Maya. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. 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(REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). "How do you even do that?" Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Six minutes. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch.
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