Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. Wow. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. I love-d you moose! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! and eat dinner. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. Would they dry into raisins? BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. Okay. What a good idea! (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. The events of Neo's dream unfold. You want me to stay. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. I know where you are right now! This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. See, very weird. What an eccentric idea! With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. "a pokemon game. BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? Now I have a purpose in life! But, what would be the fun in that? To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider, When William Faulkner Set the World Record for Writing the Longest Sentence in Literature: Read the 1,288-Word Sentence from, 100+ Online Degree & Mini-Degree Programs. Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. It'd be cool. So am I. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! Think about it. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. RANDOM PERSON: You don't say? Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. Today we had a "family outing." An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. That makes complete and total sense! Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. I hate Math. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. The sentence below was found in a legal contract, and was until recently the longest sentence we had seen in an official document. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! What's that? School is taking its toll. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! That must be it. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. But does anyone test "pure" water? It's an outrage! Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. Gambling is so much fun! The world of literature is full of examples of sprawling monologues and multi-line descriptions, but it was American writer William Faulkner who was featured in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for his lengthy passage from his 1936 book, Absalom, Absalom! Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. Are you surprised? When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! You don't know either? I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. Ain't it nifty? Now THAT'S just weird. This is chaos. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? "angry mob form"? *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. Yes. Was it coherent? It does all my Math for me. But that's the kind of thing I like. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! I gotta go. That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. Python | Maybe. I'm back. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. This is because she memorizes the questions. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? All rights reserved. And that's just what I can list from memory. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. Humor the crazy person, okay? I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. Hey, it's the 3 r's! The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! How absurd. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. But for a different reason. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. That just sounds nifty! Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. I worked sorta hard on this. May your day be shiney! I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. i felt sorry for my dad. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. When is it MYturn? If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. By Ben Lee. Yeah. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! Far away. I'm like the little engine that could. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Then I do my homework. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. We become indebted to. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. I'M FINE! www.flaming-chickens.com! I have to get up really early to leave for home. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? Does the commercial take that into account? You give to me? Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) Now I'm back again. Now, wasn't that entertainment. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! Okay. Now MY brain meats feel explody. 44 min ago Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. You see, my school has "block" scheduling. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. they were special wings. I'll tell you why. I'm back. E-mail. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. Obviously, you know this. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! they liked landing on me. And mildly weirded-out. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Too bad. I think it's pretty funny. Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. paste . Lots of gooey talent. As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. Anyway, moving on! One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! hello, I like to play Fortnite it is a really good game. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. I'm going. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! there were bugs. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. Oooootime for today's topic. Bye! He is pure evil. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. Chomp" And he bites it. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. That's exactly what tanning is like. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. My sister. He tried to kill me! Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! So, we packed everthing up. Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. WOOF! We need to act now! I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. It just sounded very professional to say it. Oh, who am I kidding. Hmmmmintersting. We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. What line of buisness, do you ask? Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. What would happen when that dreamer woke? I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. With a specific number of words. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? Do you care? There's even a money back guarantee. yeah. Which is what I do best. But everything else I've said so far is true. I made a virtual pet for it. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. They give lots and lots of homework. William Faulkner in 1954 (Photo: Wikimedia Commons Public Domain)This post may contain affiliate links. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. I'm back! Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! I pity them, I really do. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. OH, SO SPLENDID!! It just doesn't make any sense. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Here, topic, topic, topic! *yawn* I'm back. That made him happy. THe cake was good. You complete me in all ways. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Who would have thought I have this much free time? Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. I'm back. No? Yeah. Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. You'd have to find the end, of course. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. But without the bad sound track. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! School has been on for four days now. Keep pressing it. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. I have very low expectations of my site. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. And then go door to door distributing it. UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! Not only does Faulkners deep affiliation with his characters inner lives elevate his portraits far above the level of local color or regionalist curiosity, but it animates his sentences, makes them constantly move and breathe. Soair pressure can be a good thing. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. Now I have decided to go for a world record. I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". The boat sailed on . Okay. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. Well, look at you? Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Oh, well. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). You cannot deny it. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. To prevent this, I did nothing. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. :) Seeya! Aren't I special? In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. Still no? 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My dad. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! The title contains the longest word. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. You haven't been paying attention have you? I've done what I've set out to accomplish. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. It says that in black ander lime green! Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". i'm back. If you're asleep, the fire will wake you. No. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. I don't want a full year of work. Login Sign up. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). Immediatly, my mother started complaining. In obscure cookbooks. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. Here goes. My dadwas on this site. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. I'm just basically typing nothing. And why do I even care? It seems like blaggerent plagerism. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Pikachu! You feel very, very honored. Wellit's not. I'm not sure why. Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. Since there are many opportunities to communicate with customers and colleagues using e-mail, mastering how to write reply e-mails, subject line expressions, and how to use example sentences is one of the essential skills. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! I can't remember what. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. Welllet's see. And don't even get me started on earrings. Said order will in no way be held responsible for any damages, injuries, loss of life, limb, head, or organs. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. If so, I guess I won't be writing here for quite awhileseeya. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. Here we go! However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. Robinson was sentenced in 1997 for the kidnapping and rape of a 12-year-old girl. Answer me, you blobby looking freak! I'm leavingnow I'm back! why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. That's the sixth time I've said back! Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. The longest word entered in most standard English dictionaries is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with 45 letters. That will be a wonderous day. 8 min ago I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. (There's probably drugs in it). It's a small light, but it's sooooooo annoying. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! *let the panic begin! Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. It was one of my friends. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. OkayI admit it. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. Ooooo! As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. The whole thing. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! Just wait a sec while I stop the music. It's really stressfull. What a crazy idea. Yes, that's right. I don't think there actually are any.
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